Halloween Costumes

I'm just going to say it... I love slutty Halloween costumes! Not for myself of course, but it is literally the highlight of my month seeing all of the pictures of girls in their nurse costumes they probably wore when they were four. I get on facebook every year and STALK everyones pictures. Don't hate, this is my one judgmental thing I do all year, I swear! I honestly sometimes can't believe the "costumes" people come up with... You people are SCANDALOUS! What happened to keeping the gonads covered!? However, I was throughly disappointed with the conservative costumes this year! I even told the girls (they are all friends) that usually go all out Julia Roberts Pretty Woman (Initial wardrobe) how disappointed I was with them! Everyone was pretty well covered and I was given no room to gawk or laugh! Curse you, cruel world!
I was quite tickled by this Halloween costume that my friend found... Actually I was more than tickled, I laughed for an entire class period...